Rhapsody in blue: Life with an Alpine A110

And, to me at least, in the flesh too. It’s a pretty shape to be sure, but when they parked it next to an original 1960s A110, it suffered so much by comparison, I wondered why they’d bothered: ‘Here’s one we did earlier, just rather better…’ 

But then I drove it, contributing to the wave of purple praise on which the little French sports car came surfing into shore. That much we all know. But it’s all very well for people like me to drive cars like this on roads carefully chosen by its maker. But what about real life? I can now shine at least a little light onto that no-less-important dimension. 

To be honest, it is an everyday car but not a perfect one. Its design flaws include minimal storage space on board, a small boot at the back and a storage area up front so flat it would be great for someone starting a small record collection, but not much else. The digital radio reception is the worst I’ve heard in a car so equipped – probably because there is so little steel in the structure to conduct the signal – and the navigation sufficiently poor that one of my earlier moves was to buy a bracket to sucker my telephone to the front quarter light. The sports seats in this car are very supportive on a track, but I’ve had enough of them after a couple of hours on the road. Were I buying one, I’d choose the standard chairs. You can’t use sport mode with its crisp throttle response and cruise control at the same time – not a big flaw I grant, but occasionally annoying – and sometimes when you select manual mode in sport, it upshifts by itself anyway. 

It also failed to proceed on me twice. One morning I found it completely dead, the driver’s door window slightly lowered. It ignored my weedy lithium ion external starter battery and when I hooked up my battery charger, it killed it stone dead. Someone from Renault came with an industrial starter pack and it fired up just fine, and it was returned to me in perfect order having been thoroughly checked out – I had apparently left an interior light on. Well, I may or may not have been guilty that time, but I really don’t think I was when it did exactly the same on the day before it was due to go back. Schmuck that I am and desperate for a farewell blast as I was, I let it kill another battery charger before giving up. That said, this was an early, preproduction left-hand-drive press car, so if these events are down to some electronic gremlin rather than my own incompetence, my hope would be that it had long since been traced and fixed for customer cars. 

So it’s not perfect. But it was incredible, because it did something no other car you can buy for remotely similar money can do, which is make you want to use it all the time because it made every single journey, however short and slow, genuinely special. The low-slung driving position oozes promise. The engine is easily the most pleasing small turbo four of my acquaintance, and it enjoys an almost instinctive relationship with its double-clutch transmission. Would I prefer a manual? You bet, but it’s not on the table. 

But it is the way the A110 addresses the road that singles it out. It is what I call a car park car, and they are bloody rare. A car park car is one that lets you know you’re in for a treat before you’re even out of the car park. The way it breathes with the road surface, so soft and supple, is unlike other modern sports cars and it can actually feel quite old-fashioned. Likewise the steering: it’s not quick or aggressive off-centre – it is instead linear, precise and offers feel you don’t expect in these electrically assisted days. 

Which means the car is special even on wet and busy roads on cold and dark winter days because, when there’s nothing else going for you, the Alpine will always feel like a thoroughbred sports car, and much more so than many thoroughbred sports cars. 

Probably my best day in it was a cross-country thrash to Thruxton for a track day. I got there and saw a paddock full of weapons-grade machinery like Porsche 911 GT3s, Mercedes-Benz SLSs and so on, and I thought that on a track as ferociously rapid as this, I’d need to keep an eye on the mirror. Yet despite me driving quite cautiously around a track that has always scared me, not a single car came past in all the hours I was out there. You see, the track was cold and a little slippery and what you need most from your car in such circumstances is certainly not power and not even grip – it is confidence. And no modern sports car imparts more confidence than this. 

What does this all mean? I have said before that I fear for the Alpine project because it’s really hard to see how the A110 is going to pay its development bills all by itself. It is a standard bearer, no more. A brand needs to be built around more mainstream cars if the volumes required to amortise costs are to be realised. And that strikes me as a far harder task than what has already been achieved. So what the A110 will mean and what it should mean may not yet be one and the same. 

But what it should mean is that sports car and supercar manufacturers around the world learn from its example. For here is proof that such cars don’t need to be impractically wide, or implausibly powerful to provide a seminal driving experience. At the other end of the scale, it proves a car does not need to be crude or uncomfortable just because it is small and light. It proves too that such cars need not be relegated to the realm of mere recreation. 

Which is why it is indeed such an important car, or at the very least deserves to be seen as such. Funnily enough, the closest parallel to it I can find comes from another time and another place, which I wasn’t even alive to see. But qualities I see in the A110 today remind me of what those people must have seen when they first started driving early Porsche 911s in 1964, or 901s as they were then. Both defy the convention that says a pure driving machine cannot also be great daily transport. Indeed, they go further and say that the very fact they are so enjoyable in the most unprepossessing of circumstances is not just additional but key to their appeal. The 911 went on to become the most iconic and enduring sports car of all time and the A110 deserves to follow in its footsteps. Whether it actually will or not is, of course, a entirely different matter. 

Could it be better?

If I were to design my optimum A110, I would make three substantive changes: I’d raise the power of the engine to the same 296bhp it has in the Mégane Trophy, which should be cheap and very easy to do, and I’d then bolt on the six-speed manual gearbox that comes with the same car.